Lego Tower—President Trump and LEGO have joined forces to make American childhoods great again. Building enthusiasts of all ages will enjoy this new posh LEGO construction set. Rebuild what Trump built and feel the power and prestige of owning your own resort at Mar-a-Lego. Throw wild parties, drink a lot, gamble, play golf, grab female minifigures by the pussy (pussy accessory element sold separately). The Mar-a-Lego Resort is just the first of a series of Lego-Trump building sets. In 2018 LEGO plans to release the Trump Tower box set as well as the Trump Impeachment Hearings building set.

This set provides the perfect toolkit for the entrepreneurial mogul wannabe. Each block of this 1,000 piece set is compatible with every other piece, with exception of the liberal Congress minifigures who remain asshole obstructionists.

The resort itself has three sections and stands over two feet tall when fully assembled. Inside you’ll find everything from golf accessories, playboy models, casino games, four bars, a swank penthouse, Jacuzzi suites, and high-end call girl minifigures (female accessory elements sold separately). There’s even a large Donald Trump minifigure with disproportionally enlarged hands. And, if you wear your red hat during your purchase, you’ll get 25% off of your first three drinks at the actual Mar-a-Lago wet bar!