Can This Latest Intervention Save This Administration From Intellectual And Moral Ruin? by Mick Zano • August 9, 2017 In Related News: Trump banned from local library after the Quiet Tweeting Area incident. Share
EPA To Change Name To Environmental Rejection Agency: Oh Black Water Keep On Rolling by Mick Zano • August 6, 2017 Small steps…small steps. Share
Putin No Longer Russian To Trump’s Defense? by Mick Zano • August 5, 2017 Initiate Operation Cruz Whistle in preparation for the 2020 election. Share
Moment General Kelly Enters Grounds As New Chief Of Staff Captured by Mick Zano • August 3, 2017 “Things are going to change, I can feel it.” —Beck (Loser) Share
Trump’s Startling DNA Results Leave Out Neanderthal And Sewer Rat by Mick Zano • July 31, 2017 Extra Chromosome Sold Separately Share
Ghost Of Barry Goldwater Speaks Exclusively With Discord Ouija Board by Mick Zano • July 27, 2017 I am the ghost of Barry Goldwater and I approve this message. Share
Trump Mulls Lowering The Voting Age After “Crushing It” During Boy Scout Speech by Mick Zano • July 25, 2017 “I want to see every one of you at my next inauguration in 2020. No, really, we have your names now.” Share
Martin Landau, Best Known For The Voice Of Dr. Rzykruski in Frankenweenie, Is Dead At 89 by Mick Zano • July 17, 2017 “I really wanted to be in Frankenhooker. There, I said it.” —Martin Landau Share
Trump Defends Both His Sons In Heartwarming Tweet by Mick Zano • July 14, 2017 In related news: all of team Trump’s legal counsel to be coordinated through Kremlin. Share
Shock Poll: Majority Of Americans Would Like To See Trump On Mount Rushmore by Mick Zano • July 12, 2017 …which president’s nose and particular nostril to be determined. Share