Floatable Superdome Designed To Keep Orleans Alive Until Almost Christmas by Mick Zano • July 13, 2019 What? Too Soon?? Share
After Disparaging Comments Trump Calls Winnie The Pooh A “Honey Addicted Loser” by Mick Zano • July 12, 2019 Share
Another Zano Prediction For Tonight’s 4th Of July Festivities by Mick Zano • July 4, 2019 Kidding, this regime would give the tanks the green light to run over protestors. Share
World Polls Show Trump And Un Tied In “Leader You Would Least Like To Have A Beer With” Category by Mick Zano • June 30, 2019 World poll results courtesy of a RasManson and SurveyDespot. Share
The Charlottesville Web The President Is Still Weaving by Mick Zano • June 12, 2019 In related news, Christopher Robin’s body has yet to be recovered from the Hundred Acre Blood. Share
Science Suggests 87% Of Trump’s Brain Is Chop Meat Thinking About Hamberder by Mick Zano • June 6, 2019 Hamberders are delicious and if you’re a prostitute you get to hold the pickle. Share
Bigfoot Awarded Most Interesting Cryptid In The World by Mick Zano • February 9, 2019 In related news, Bigfoot Subpoenaed to Testify on Benghazi. Share
George H.W. Bush, Best Known For Some Actor’s Portrayal Of Him In Those Naked Gun Movies, Dead At 94 by Mick Zano • December 6, 2018 Yeah, we’re a little late on this one, but so his he. Share
New Maliburn Barbie Set Both Raising And Singeing Some Eyebrows by Mick Zano • November 12, 2018 Sure this is stoking some controversy, but they are selling like very very hot cakes. Share
Here’s Why You Should Never Call A Cthulhu by Mick Zano • November 7, 2018 “I am the doom that came to the doom that came to Sarnath.” —Alex Bone Share