Kidding, this regime would give the tanks the green light to run over protestors.

 

World poll results courtesy of a RasManson and SurveyDespot.

 

In related news, Christopher Robin’s body has yet to be recovered from the Hundred Acre Blood.

 

Hamberders are delicious and if you’re a prostitute you get to hold the pickle.

 

 

In related news, Bigfoot Subpoenaed to Testify on Benghazi.

Yeah, we’re a little late on this one, but so his he.

Sure this is stoking some controversy, but they are selling like very very hot cakes.

 

“I am the doom that came to the doom that came to Sarnath.” —Alex Bone