Sheriff Joe & the Arpiao Fascists set to kick off the festivities at six, and set to kick some immigrants by seven.
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Trump Says No To That ‘Two Ferns Guy’, But Agrees To An Exclusive Interview With Bugs Bunny
by Mick Zano •
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller Finds Actual Smoking Gun At White House
by Mick Zano •
Tweet Tower—Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller said he was “as surprised as anyone to find a bonafide gun still emitting smoke not a hundred feet from the Oval Office.” During a preliminary sweep of the building, Mueller also found empty beer cans, a live chicken, and an inflatable sheep. “None of these are in and of themselves indictable offenses,” said Mueller, “but they are still worth mentioning. And, yes, it looked as if the sheep had been violated.”
Alt-Right V Alt-Left, Or Those “Many Sides” Ass-Clown Mentioned
by Mick Zano •
More Details Emerge From Trump Jr.’s Russia Meeting
by Mick Zano •
Springfield Man And Acting Attorney For Donald Trump Jr. Speaks Out About His Own Legal Woes
by Mick Zano •
In related news: Jared Kushner hires a second resident of Springfield as his own legal council:
Millennials Furious Trump May End Their Opportunity To One Day Destroy The Country
by Mick Zano •
Outer Portlandia—Missing November’s election has had clear consequences for young people and humans in general. In response, millennials across the country are banding together like never before, just to complain about shit. The majority feel gipped as they want their chance to end our republic. Thousands of angry Portlandians shouted obscenities and held signs today that read, “Please leave stuff for us to wreck!” and “I’m almost angry enough to vote!” A recent polls shows 75% of people under the age of 25 are still not planning to vote in the 2018 midterms, but more than 80% of this demographic intend to either continue protesting and/or join relevant FacbookWhineGroups.
More Details Emerge From G-7: Did Trump Actually Say “G-7, You Sank My Battleship”?
by Mick Zano •
Is Satire Getting A Flat Tire In the Wake Of Fake?
by Cokie McGrath •
I recently had the honor and privilege of interviewing my jerk face friend, Mick Zano. We met over a beer in downtown Flagstaff to discuss fake news, satire, and what Zano calls the State of the Onion. We had our fair share of battles in the lead up to the election, as he was a little more Bernie and I was totally with her. Post the election, we both fear for our country’s future at the hands of this mad man. Though it pains me to admit it, the Zanster has made some good points over the beers. Whether you call it fake, satire, spoof, or per the website ‘pseudo journalistic’, the Discord continues to be a fun and informative read. But he’s still a jerk face and he made me say that under duress!
